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We’ve been waiting for a story like this here at the Bear Market for the better part of a year now. And finally, it has happened: (more…)
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(Above: A panda clings for dear life to a tree; Not pictured: The rioting townsfolk below who are tired of having their children devoured.)
Before we get into the horrifying story that “bears” this picture, how about a roundup of bears in the news? You say no? Well then clearly you are a bear. (more…)
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“One giant pimp slap for bearkind.”
We have co-opted and destroyed a great quote from history to point out a recent news story about bears. (The Toronto Sun does this sort of thing all the time. If a pile of naked supermodels were found passed out in the middle of Yonge Street the headline would be something along the lines of “It was the breast of times…”)
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 9/11 Truth, 911, bears, conspiracy, plane, terrorism, twin towers, wtc
We all remember the humbling events of September 11th, 2001. Before the dust had even settled at Ground Zero, conspiracy theorists were already crying out that something about the events of that day didn’t sit right with them. Somehow, the “official version” we were led to believe, was a lie. We here at the Bear Market believe that the 9/11 Truth Movement is missing the point of the events of that day, that they are looking in the wrong place for the government cover up.
Just moments ago, we received an email from a source that wishes to remain anonymous. Attached was a computer-enhanced version of the photo below, giving us a view of the approaching plane in a level of detail that was previously unavailable.
CLICK TO KEEP READING, AND SEE THE SHOCKING TRUTH:
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Filed under: polar bears | Tags: alaska, bears, cubs, grizzly, hunting, polar bears, president, republican, rnc, sheryl crow
1. We get it, the market is in trouble. Spare us puns like this.
(Above: The nightmarish future that awaits us if you don’t read this blog!)
More after the break. (more…)
Filed under: bears | Tags: black bear, brown bear, college football, communism, communists, delta bear affair, india, koala, panda, terrorism
(Above: A rascally black bear climbs a fence. Possibly to steal government secrets from the facility inside)
It’s been a busy day in bear news, as it always is. Here are a couple stories from today, plus some we missed earlier this week. Though given the bears’ tightening grip on our channels of information, it’s not surprising that stories are missed.
The Roundup continues after the break.
Filed under: bears, bobby fischer, knut, polar bears | Tags: animal rights, bear market, brown bear, bush, economy, germany, global warming, icebergs, slovenia
(Pictured: Knut the Polar Bear. Not Pictured: The pile of carcasses he leaves in his wake.)
Where did bears show up in the media today? Let’s have a look, though be warned it’s mostly Polar Bear news today. Keep children away from the screen while you read this:
