The Bear Market


Bear Roundup: January 21
January 22, 2008, 4:31 pm
Filed under: polar bears | Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

1. We get it, the market is in trouble. Spare us puns like this.

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(Above: The nightmarish future that awaits us if you don’t read this blog!)

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There’s a Bear in the Woods
January 20, 2008, 1:56 pm
Filed under: 9/11 Truth, Politics, bears

The last American president to fully recognize the threat posed to our freedoms, nay, our society, was Ronald Reagan. He knew what lurked out in the woods, and it wasn’t cuddly.

Some ivory tower academics think he was indicting the Soviet Union, or gun control, or even environmentalism. Don’t intellectualize it (besides, I think we all know that Reagan – rest his evil soul – wouldn’t have intellectualized anything…). But the only way he could get past the pro-bear media was to make them THINK that it was a clever allegory… (more…)



Bear Roundup: January 19

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(Above: A rascally black bear climbs a fence. Possibly to steal government secrets from the facility inside)

It’s been a busy day in bear news, as it always is. Here are a couple stories from today, plus some we missed earlier this week. Though given the bears’ tightening grip on our channels of information, it’s not surprising that stories are missed.

The Roundup continues after the break.

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Syrian Brown Bears = Terror?
January 18, 2008, 6:07 pm
Filed under: bears, terror | Tags: , , , , , , , ,

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It might have flown under your radar, but an egregious breach of national security occured last year (Read a summary here). That typical liberal rag, the Globe and Mail, downplayed the severity by linking the escape of ‘Willy’ the Syrian bear to the popular movie about a whale (of the killer variety):

Free Willy, they said, and theatre audiences agreed – when Willy was a whale and Hollywood could ensure a happy ending.This time, Willy was a bear – a real, live Syrian brown bear – and his brief brush with freedom was far from comforting to owners of the Southern Ontario zoo he escaped from, or to the good people of surrounding Stevensville, who put their lives on hold as an exhaustive search unfolded yesterday.
Ha ha ha. We’ll be laughing all the way to the bank. The BLOOD bank. Read to find out the Syrian Brown Bear’s nefarious little secret, and how they’re behind a little place called… IRAQ. (more…)


Bear Roundup: January 18

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(Pictured: Knut the Polar Bear. Not Pictured: The pile of carcasses he leaves in his wake.)

Where did bears show up in the media today? Let’s have a look, though be warned it’s mostly Polar Bear news today. Keep children away from the screen while you read this:

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