The Bear Market

Bear-ack Obama? by bearmarket
June 25, 2008, 10:29 am
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Explain to me how the terrorists didn\'t just win?

You’re telling me my grandfather faked his own death at Iwo Jima to give us this?

Well, that photo speaks for itself. Vermont Teddy Bear, makers of fine Teddy Bears and other un-American collectibles, have released “A Bear You Can Believe In.” That’s right, a Barack Obama teddy bear.

Never mind that Obama would reverse America’s proud industrial history just to keep ice floes from melting for murderous polar bears; Never mind that Obama has time and again allowed himself to associated with gluttonous, hairy, freedom-hating beasts; The man has allowed himself to be remade in the image of a BEAR. A dark-furred bear at that.

Does Obama not realize that he is directly disobeying the Second Commandment? Observe:

“Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. And so sayeth I, especially motherfucking bears.

I would think that would clear things up, don’t you? Not for godless Muslims (yet to be proven) like Obama.

At least we can rely on the next President of the United States, John McCain. Can’t we?



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